| | | | | | | | Name: | Tsujmi | Weapon: | SCI-FI Sonic-Blaster | | Age: | 22 | Armor: | Power Suite VI | | Gender: | Male | | | | Height: | ~6'33" | Occupation | Zookeeper | | Weight: | 176 lbs | Hobby's: | Unknown | | | Scared of: | Penguins | | Hair Color: | Brown | | | | Eye Color | Green | First Appearance: | Comic #001 - Kill the php errors! |
| Most famous quote: | "Thats not a cow, that is our #1 fan of this comic.." |
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| | | | | | | | Name: | Doekie | Weapon: | Pulsed Energy Weapon (replica) | | Age: | 22 | Armor: | 0.1 BETA Suite | | Gender: | Male | | | | Height: | ~5'71" | Occupation | Florist | | Weight: | 138,89 lbs | Hobby's: | Horsebackriding | | | Scared of: | Tsujmi and Santa | | Hair Color: | Brown | | | | Eye Color | Blue | First Appearance: | Comic #001 - Kill the php errors! |
| Most famous quote: | "Let's steal a bike!" |
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| | | | | | | | Name: | Reggie | Weapon: | Light Saber | | Age: | 23 | Armor: | Battle Suite 9000 | | Gender: | Male | | | | Height: | ~5'41" | Occupation | Pimp / Player | | Weight: | 222 lbs | Hobby's: | Unknown | | | Scared of: | Monkies | | Hair Color: | Black | | | | Eye Color | Brown | First Appearance: | Comic #004 - Kung Fu! |
| Most famous quote: | "Dude.. Mine is bigger for sure. I mean, look at it. It's huge!" |
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